This is taken from the site Until I Get Married. It is a blog about the hilarious accounts of a bachelor. Read below...
Some things in life I prefer to do with women more than men. I’m not talking about the obvious things like, sex. I’m talking about other, less intimate activities we wouldn’t immediately think about.
I’ve been pondering this a lot lately, largely because in less than a month, I will be attending the wedding of two very good friends of mine and I have no date. Now of course I can go by myself. As one of the groomsmen, I’m going to be busy anyway. But this wedding is different.
For one, the wedding and reception is taking place on New Year’s Eve, with the reception doubling as a traditional NYE party. The second issue is, from what my friends tell me, every female in attendance is already coming with a date, which only makes sense considering it’s on the backdrop of NYE. So now here I am, less than a month away from the wedding and I have no one to take back to my hotel room kiss. Any other day of the year, and I’d probably have my boy roll with me. We can get our Wedding Crashers on `a la Vince Vaughn and Owen Willson, but with the added romance of New Year’s Eve, some female company would be ideal.
But a New Year’s Eve wedding isn’t the only thing I’d prefer to do with women. Below, a list of five other activities I could do with one of my boys, but never would. Men, feel free to add your own activities to the list in the comments, and ladies, I’d love to hear what activities females feel they would prefer to do with men over women.
Enjoy this…
ATTEND AN R&B CONCERT
No matter the city, an R&B concert is the ultimate ladies night. But even with a sea of fine women in attendance, and even if bringing a woman to the concert is akin to bringing sand to the beach, I still can’t find it in me to ask one of male friends if they want to roll with me to the Maxwell concert. I’ll sooner take my own mother. I’ll just tell my boy to meet me at the after-party. The show itself, that’s for the ladies.
BROADWAY PLAYS
Since I’ve lived in New York, I have been to about six or seven different Broadway plays, all of them with women. Not once have I ever left a theatre after a show and thought, You know, I think my boy would’ve really enjoyed that.
MILKSHAKES
Who doesn’t love a good milkshake? That’s totally a gender neutral thing. But if I ever get the urge to have one and want some company to join me, my boy will never get that call. Women are much preferred. Nothing like looking a woman in her eyes while she’s sucking a straw like it held antibodies.
BAKING
I like to cook and bake. The last thing I put in the oven was some green tea muffins, and folks can judge me all they want, I enjoyed them thoroughly. I didn’t even share them. But if I did share them, it would be with someone who helped make them, and they probably wouldn’t be a guy friend of mine cause I don’t think I can picture a time where I would feel comfortable with my boy asking me if he could lick the spoon. The way i see it, if it’s a grill, let my brethren gather around, but if it’s an oven, and I’m wearing mitts with flowers on them, women only.
ORDERING DESSERT
When it comes to dinner, I have no problem going with my boy or going with my woman. It’s 2009, all men should be able to get some time in with their best friend over a good meal at a nice restaurant. But when it comes time for dessert, only bring me the menu if the person I’m having dinner with has breasts. If they have facial hair, don’t even ask if we want dessert. I think I speak for the table when I say, we don’t.
Monday, December 7, 2009
Tuesday, October 6, 2009
Love Rules! 10 Things to Ask Before Getting Into a Relationship
BV on Love
06.03.2009
At the start of any relationship, you want to be prepared for what is to come. The best way to do that is to know your partner and to answer some key questions that will pave the way to a healthy relationship. This is the time to be open and honest and, above all, inquisitive so that you can create a sound foundation. These questions will allow you to figure out if this is the right person for you before you invest your heart. It is always better to know what you are dealing with than to live in a world of illusions.
Love Rules!
Be the chooser and know what you want: Being conscious of the kind of person that would fulfill your requirements, needs, wants and desires is key to laying the foundation for a successful and healthy relationship. Q: What is your idea of an ideal mate? Does your partner meet these specifications?
Conscious Choices: Make sure that you are entering into this relationship for the right reasons. You want to be open and ready to embark on a new love journey and to do that successfully you want be aware of your choices each step of the way. Q: What do I want from this relationship? Why do I want to be in this relationship?
Relationship Status: Make sure that you are both on the same page when deciding to move to the next level. Q: What does Monogamy mean to you? Are you interested in a commitment? How available are you to have a committed and monogamous relationship with me?
Religion and Values: Do we share similar beliefs and values and do we respect those values that are not the same? Are we open to listening and learning about each others religions whether they be the same or different?
Family and Children: You want to make sure that you both have the same requirements about family and children before you get into a committed relationship. Q: Do you want children? How many? What style of parenting do we see ourselves implementing? What values, beliefs or religions would we instill in them? What is your partners family dynamic?
Financial Status: Knowing your partners relationship to money will allow you to see just how compatible your financial relationship will be. Questions: How much debt do you have and how do you manage it? What are your saving habits? What are your financial goals for the future? When do you want to retire and how much money do we need to save to maintain our lifestyle?
Sex: Sex is a vital part of a relationship so approaching it honestly and with an open mind will allow you to explore new heights of pleasure. Q: Can we comfortably express our sexual needs, wants and desires? Does your mate have to participate in anal or oral sex? Will pornography be a part of our sex life? How comfortable is your mate with having sex before marriage?
Health: Knowing your partners health history will prepare you to take any precautions necessary and will allow you to approach them as a couple. Q: What is your health story? Do you exercise? Are there any mental health issues? (i.e. depression, anxiety, stress) Have you practiced safe sex? Have you ever had or do you now have a venereal disease? Can we get tested together?
Identity: Truly knowing who you are and how you are around your partner is crucial to establishing trust and getting to know each other. Q: Do I feel safe with this person? Am I comfortable being 100% me? How comfortable is my partner with me?
Intention: Knowing why you have chosen to be in a relationship with this person and co-creating a future with each other will set the plan in motion. Be as detailed as possible and allow room for both partners to create a shared future. Q: How do we see our future together?
06.03.2009
At the start of any relationship, you want to be prepared for what is to come. The best way to do that is to know your partner and to answer some key questions that will pave the way to a healthy relationship. This is the time to be open and honest and, above all, inquisitive so that you can create a sound foundation. These questions will allow you to figure out if this is the right person for you before you invest your heart. It is always better to know what you are dealing with than to live in a world of illusions.
Love Rules!
Be the chooser and know what you want: Being conscious of the kind of person that would fulfill your requirements, needs, wants and desires is key to laying the foundation for a successful and healthy relationship. Q: What is your idea of an ideal mate? Does your partner meet these specifications?
Conscious Choices: Make sure that you are entering into this relationship for the right reasons. You want to be open and ready to embark on a new love journey and to do that successfully you want be aware of your choices each step of the way. Q: What do I want from this relationship? Why do I want to be in this relationship?
Relationship Status: Make sure that you are both on the same page when deciding to move to the next level. Q: What does Monogamy mean to you? Are you interested in a commitment? How available are you to have a committed and monogamous relationship with me?
Religion and Values: Do we share similar beliefs and values and do we respect those values that are not the same? Are we open to listening and learning about each others religions whether they be the same or different?
Family and Children: You want to make sure that you both have the same requirements about family and children before you get into a committed relationship. Q: Do you want children? How many? What style of parenting do we see ourselves implementing? What values, beliefs or religions would we instill in them? What is your partners family dynamic?
Financial Status: Knowing your partners relationship to money will allow you to see just how compatible your financial relationship will be. Questions: How much debt do you have and how do you manage it? What are your saving habits? What are your financial goals for the future? When do you want to retire and how much money do we need to save to maintain our lifestyle?
Sex: Sex is a vital part of a relationship so approaching it honestly and with an open mind will allow you to explore new heights of pleasure. Q: Can we comfortably express our sexual needs, wants and desires? Does your mate have to participate in anal or oral sex? Will pornography be a part of our sex life? How comfortable is your mate with having sex before marriage?
Health: Knowing your partners health history will prepare you to take any precautions necessary and will allow you to approach them as a couple. Q: What is your health story? Do you exercise? Are there any mental health issues? (i.e. depression, anxiety, stress) Have you practiced safe sex? Have you ever had or do you now have a venereal disease? Can we get tested together?
Identity: Truly knowing who you are and how you are around your partner is crucial to establishing trust and getting to know each other. Q: Do I feel safe with this person? Am I comfortable being 100% me? How comfortable is my partner with me?
Intention: Knowing why you have chosen to be in a relationship with this person and co-creating a future with each other will set the plan in motion. Be as detailed as possible and allow room for both partners to create a shared future. Q: How do we see our future together?
Friday, September 11, 2009
U.N.T.I.T.L.E.D.
Over the weekend I indulged in overdue conversation with one of my good college friends, Ashley.* We talked about work and family, future aspirations, upcoming holiday plans and, last but not least, men. She filled me in on a guy she’s been dating for about two months now. They met through mutual friends as attendants at their wedding and have been hitting it off ever since. A considerable amount of time has been shared among the two of them whether it be going out for dinner or drinks, catching a movie, or simply relaxing at one another’s home. They contribute to assisting with each other’s personal and professional goals and have grown quite comfortable…to an extent. The one concern Ashley had was that, as their interaction with one another was becoming more consistent, equally divided between outdoor activities and well…indoor activities, she starting to wonder if her long-term goal of a relationship would be nothing more than satisfied for the short term.
I swear, for men to be such simple creatures, they can be so complicated most times! I once heard, “if he says he doesn’t want a relationship, yet acts like he does, he doesn’t want a relationship, he wants sex!” This is absolutely hilarious to me, but I’m beginning to find it to be most certainly true. In this case, ladies, we have to believe that actions do NOT speak louder than words. He is blatantly exhibiting to you that he wants the benefits of a relationship without the boundaries that come along with the commitment of one. It’s what Stevie Wonder referred to as “part-time lover.” My friend Justin* believes that it’s not that he wants just sex because, “that’s so easy to come by,” but admits, “most guys in that situation are having a crisis of leadership between the heart and mind.”
Everyone has experienced this “crisis” at least once in their life. In order to avoid being on the receiving end, it’s imperative to first establish what it is we want and then refrain from entertaining anything less. At a certain point in life we have to stop HOPING an interaction leads to what we want and, instead, ensure that it will. I’m not speaking in terms of demands; I’m speaking, again, in regards to standards and requirements. And that begins and, with any luck, ends with a simple conversation.
Men, trust me, women dread having to ask it just as much as you dread having to answer the question, “where do we stand?” We would much rather know ahead of time, before emotions are intensely thrown within the mix, if we’re on the same page. But should we find ourselves playing catch up in that regard, we shouldn’t be concerned about when and how to have the conversation with a man or about how he may or may not react. Instead, we should take into account the way we may feel as a result of continuing to dance around the circumstance. We can’t expect them to come correct with us if we don’t come correct with ourselves.
If you like a guy and see yourself possibly building with him, toil at the foundation, which is established, initially, in the form of clearly stating your wants versus your needs; the things you’re willing to compromise on versus your must-haves. The first step towards getting what you want is to stop being in denial about what you don't want for fear that it will scare him away. Truthfully state your objective to avoid misunderstanding down the line. Certain things are simply unavoidable. People and feelings do change. Revisiting where you all stand every now and then will be necessary, but, at least, the first conversation sets the framework.
Don’t settle for anything less than a straight-up answer or you could find yourself just along for the ride. I can just about guarantee; it won’t lead to any grand destination. That is, unless you first go through hell and high water to get there. He may ask you to wait for him to figure out where he stands. Ashley believes that, in that instance, it’s up to the individual to decide if they have the patience to wait and the strength to handle themselves if it does not turn out the way they desired.
I’ve waited and, unfortunately, it didn’t produce the results for which I was hoping. I’ve also opted out, after which he took the time a part to realize I was the one with whom he wanted to build. Sadly, I’d already moved on. It’s a chance you must be willing to take.
Live.Love.Learn…and then repeat!
*names have been changed to protect identity
Song for thought: "Where I Stand," Raheem DeVaughn
I swear, for men to be such simple creatures, they can be so complicated most times! I once heard, “if he says he doesn’t want a relationship, yet acts like he does, he doesn’t want a relationship, he wants sex!” This is absolutely hilarious to me, but I’m beginning to find it to be most certainly true. In this case, ladies, we have to believe that actions do NOT speak louder than words. He is blatantly exhibiting to you that he wants the benefits of a relationship without the boundaries that come along with the commitment of one. It’s what Stevie Wonder referred to as “part-time lover.” My friend Justin* believes that it’s not that he wants just sex because, “that’s so easy to come by,” but admits, “most guys in that situation are having a crisis of leadership between the heart and mind.”
Everyone has experienced this “crisis” at least once in their life. In order to avoid being on the receiving end, it’s imperative to first establish what it is we want and then refrain from entertaining anything less. At a certain point in life we have to stop HOPING an interaction leads to what we want and, instead, ensure that it will. I’m not speaking in terms of demands; I’m speaking, again, in regards to standards and requirements. And that begins and, with any luck, ends with a simple conversation.
Men, trust me, women dread having to ask it just as much as you dread having to answer the question, “where do we stand?” We would much rather know ahead of time, before emotions are intensely thrown within the mix, if we’re on the same page. But should we find ourselves playing catch up in that regard, we shouldn’t be concerned about when and how to have the conversation with a man or about how he may or may not react. Instead, we should take into account the way we may feel as a result of continuing to dance around the circumstance. We can’t expect them to come correct with us if we don’t come correct with ourselves.
If you like a guy and see yourself possibly building with him, toil at the foundation, which is established, initially, in the form of clearly stating your wants versus your needs; the things you’re willing to compromise on versus your must-haves. The first step towards getting what you want is to stop being in denial about what you don't want for fear that it will scare him away. Truthfully state your objective to avoid misunderstanding down the line. Certain things are simply unavoidable. People and feelings do change. Revisiting where you all stand every now and then will be necessary, but, at least, the first conversation sets the framework.
Don’t settle for anything less than a straight-up answer or you could find yourself just along for the ride. I can just about guarantee; it won’t lead to any grand destination. That is, unless you first go through hell and high water to get there. He may ask you to wait for him to figure out where he stands. Ashley believes that, in that instance, it’s up to the individual to decide if they have the patience to wait and the strength to handle themselves if it does not turn out the way they desired.
I’ve waited and, unfortunately, it didn’t produce the results for which I was hoping. I’ve also opted out, after which he took the time a part to realize I was the one with whom he wanted to build. Sadly, I’d already moved on. It’s a chance you must be willing to take.
Live.Love.Learn…and then repeat!
*names have been changed to protect identity
Song for thought: "Where I Stand," Raheem DeVaughn
Tuesday, June 9, 2009
Dear TONY: How Soon is Too Soon?
In July of 2007, I blogged on being in a “no strings attached” relationship. I told the story of my friend, new to single life, finding herself tangled up in a situation that she initially agreed to, but no longer wanted. Better late than never, here is my attempt at further exploring the topic of how soon is too soon to become physically intimate with someone. More specifically, I’ve been curious to know if there is potential for a relationship to form from a situation in which sex was introduced very early into the equation. There was a very insightful comment that was made on that blog and I’ve asked Jennifer Lindsay (JuJuBee925) to share her thoughts with us in detail. I appreciate her outlook and approach and hope you can as well.
WHAT SHE SAID:
When speaking about relationships the question of “How soon is too soon?” is always infused in every aspect/stage of the relationship. “How soon is too soon” to kiss, “How soon is too soon” for sex, “How soon is too soon” for marriage (or talks thereof), “How soon is too soon” for kids. In almost every stage, one or both parties of the relationship asks this question, “How soon is too soon?,” and I believe, undeniably, that the answer, no matter the stage of the relationship, rests within the specific situation and with the individuals involved. There is no “Set Time” or specific “Date of Copulation.” It’s a choice based off of gut feelings and instinct, and should never be about anything more or less than that.
In getting to the nitty-gritty of this matter, I believe, for the most part, that women are typically the individuals that control the first intimate encounter. And you have three different prototypical types of women, when it comes to handling this matter:
The Controller
The Loose Goose, and
The Free Spirit
The Controller is comparable to Joan, of Girlfriends, who has the standard “3 Month Rule.” While in theory, this rule seems appropriate, for it allows you and your soon to be partner to really get to know each other, it’s extremely conservative nature can keep you from some truly amazing guys. This system/way of thinking is problematic because every new and budding relationship is different. To begin a relationship starting with rules, to me, would send a red flag to a guy, that this woman has a need to control everything and isn’t a “go with the flow” type of individual, a trait that most guys posses. Also, what happens if you fall for the guy at week 6, you have to put those feelings on hold or even belabor taking that next step because it doesn’t fit into your timeline? I think having a rule disables you from being a “Big Girl” and making the choice yourself, so that if the relationship fails, you won’t have to be responsible.
The Loose Goose is more open... perhaps too much so. Now, I’m an advocate of doing what you feel, but there is a fine line that can easily cross into being easy. I believe that you should know a person and be comfortable with them, without the assistance of alcohol, before getting intimate. Being this type will often leave you jumping in and out of beds too quickly, without really knowing the guy you’re seeking. This type of woman confuses her gut feeling with other mental or physical emotions, which can ultimately spell disaster if she’s looking to be a girlfriend and not a booty call.
The Free Spirit is the ideal of the three. She is the “go with the flow” type. She uses her head and her heart when it comes to decision making and takes responsibility for the outcome, whether good or bad.
Can committed relationships form from situations where sex took place soon after meeting? I believe the answer is YES… and NO. Yes, it does happen, but, taking from the movie He’s Just Not That into You, that is more the exception than the rule. Does it happen to most girls, NO. I think that in the world of dating, everybody, men and women alike, should always prepare to be the exception but expect to be the rule.
In having sex “too soon,” I don’t believe that the person loses respect, but that couple really doesn’t know one another and makes them play catch-up, which in many cases is harder. It’s like you know their favorite bed position, but you don’t know their stance/position on current affairs, or their current position at work. If it seems backwards, it is.
All in all, know your mate and know yourself. The decision you make, in the end, will always be the best decision for you.
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In addition, I polled a few men on the topic.
WHAT HE SAID:
Can a relationship form from sex too soon? Would you lose respect?
• “Yes, a relationship can form. The only time you could say she ‘gave it up too soon’ is if it was the same day you met. That would impact my level of respect. Otherwise I'd assume you just know what you want.”
• “A woman should make every guy work for it - at least 2 months... You will really see if he's about games.”
• “My longest relationship came from a situation where we had sex within the first week! So my answer is yes, it can work. As a man, if I respect the female as a woman with class, while outside the bedroom, that respect isn't going to change by us having sex.”
If she asked you to wait, how long would you?
• “I could wait for as long as I cared to, and that’s just relative to whom I’m dealing with and what I feel for them.”
• “It would be a pain not getting any but I would respect it and her.”
• “A real interest in her would make a guy wait and he would get to spend more time around her if she doesn't give it up fast because he's going to try and impress her. It’s harder to ditch a girl you've become attached 2 rather than somebody u just (expletive). By giving it up too soon, that's a sure way to lose interest because he's already received the services - but with time, there’s a greater chance for a connection to be formed.”
Live, Love, Learn...and repeat!
Song for thought: T.O.N.Y., Solange
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WHAT SHE SAID:
When speaking about relationships the question of “How soon is too soon?” is always infused in every aspect/stage of the relationship. “How soon is too soon” to kiss, “How soon is too soon” for sex, “How soon is too soon” for marriage (or talks thereof), “How soon is too soon” for kids. In almost every stage, one or both parties of the relationship asks this question, “How soon is too soon?,” and I believe, undeniably, that the answer, no matter the stage of the relationship, rests within the specific situation and with the individuals involved. There is no “Set Time” or specific “Date of Copulation.” It’s a choice based off of gut feelings and instinct, and should never be about anything more or less than that.
In getting to the nitty-gritty of this matter, I believe, for the most part, that women are typically the individuals that control the first intimate encounter. And you have three different prototypical types of women, when it comes to handling this matter:
The Controller
The Loose Goose, and
The Free Spirit
The Controller is comparable to Joan, of Girlfriends, who has the standard “3 Month Rule.” While in theory, this rule seems appropriate, for it allows you and your soon to be partner to really get to know each other, it’s extremely conservative nature can keep you from some truly amazing guys. This system/way of thinking is problematic because every new and budding relationship is different. To begin a relationship starting with rules, to me, would send a red flag to a guy, that this woman has a need to control everything and isn’t a “go with the flow” type of individual, a trait that most guys posses. Also, what happens if you fall for the guy at week 6, you have to put those feelings on hold or even belabor taking that next step because it doesn’t fit into your timeline? I think having a rule disables you from being a “Big Girl” and making the choice yourself, so that if the relationship fails, you won’t have to be responsible.
The Loose Goose is more open... perhaps too much so. Now, I’m an advocate of doing what you feel, but there is a fine line that can easily cross into being easy. I believe that you should know a person and be comfortable with them, without the assistance of alcohol, before getting intimate. Being this type will often leave you jumping in and out of beds too quickly, without really knowing the guy you’re seeking. This type of woman confuses her gut feeling with other mental or physical emotions, which can ultimately spell disaster if she’s looking to be a girlfriend and not a booty call.
The Free Spirit is the ideal of the three. She is the “go with the flow” type. She uses her head and her heart when it comes to decision making and takes responsibility for the outcome, whether good or bad.
Can committed relationships form from situations where sex took place soon after meeting? I believe the answer is YES… and NO. Yes, it does happen, but, taking from the movie He’s Just Not That into You, that is more the exception than the rule. Does it happen to most girls, NO. I think that in the world of dating, everybody, men and women alike, should always prepare to be the exception but expect to be the rule.
In having sex “too soon,” I don’t believe that the person loses respect, but that couple really doesn’t know one another and makes them play catch-up, which in many cases is harder. It’s like you know their favorite bed position, but you don’t know their stance/position on current affairs, or their current position at work. If it seems backwards, it is.
All in all, know your mate and know yourself. The decision you make, in the end, will always be the best decision for you.
--------------
In addition, I polled a few men on the topic.
WHAT HE SAID:
Can a relationship form from sex too soon? Would you lose respect?
• “Yes, a relationship can form. The only time you could say she ‘gave it up too soon’ is if it was the same day you met. That would impact my level of respect. Otherwise I'd assume you just know what you want.”
• “A woman should make every guy work for it - at least 2 months... You will really see if he's about games.”
• “My longest relationship came from a situation where we had sex within the first week! So my answer is yes, it can work. As a man, if I respect the female as a woman with class, while outside the bedroom, that respect isn't going to change by us having sex.”
If she asked you to wait, how long would you?
• “I could wait for as long as I cared to, and that’s just relative to whom I’m dealing with and what I feel for them.”
• “It would be a pain not getting any but I would respect it and her.”
• “A real interest in her would make a guy wait and he would get to spend more time around her if she doesn't give it up fast because he's going to try and impress her. It’s harder to ditch a girl you've become attached 2 rather than somebody u just (expletive). By giving it up too soon, that's a sure way to lose interest because he's already received the services - but with time, there’s a greater chance for a connection to be formed.”
Live, Love, Learn...and repeat!
Song for thought: T.O.N.Y., Solange
BECOME A FAN OF MS. WRIGHT ON FACEBOOK!
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